quincey probably got shanghaied into carrying hadlee's pageant shit for her. so he's sitting in the back row of some weirdo hotel, sending her nonsense.
like: holy shit, what the hell is that girl doing with her face? how many pairs of fake eyelashes are too many pairs of fake eyelashes? because i feel like it's maybe whatever amount is on that chick's face? is that a talent? what the fuck even IS that?
SHE'S DOING BAD THINGS WITH HER STUPID FACE You can double them up but you have to not do it like an idiot lmaooooooooo I mean if being trash is a talent then yes
in between these are texts to his dad that amount to: hey, do did you make ______ and _____ make out yet?/whatever your publisher can suck an egg./hads thinks it's been like two books too long anyway.
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like: holy shit, what the hell is that girl doing with her face?
how many pairs of fake eyelashes are too many pairs of fake eyelashes? because i feel like it's maybe whatever amount is on that chick's face?
is that a talent? what the fuck even IS that?
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SHE'S DOING BAD THINGS WITH HER STUPID FACE
You can double them up but you have to not do it like an idiot lmaooooooooo
I mean if being trash is a talent then yes
(what bad children)
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