Venus is going to be the recipient of a beautiful handwoven scarf.
He also started bitching about how it's hard to find souvenirs that aren't just shitty pyramids and hieroglyphs for stupid westerners.
He also started bitching about how it's hard to find souvenirs that aren't just shitty pyramids and hieroglyphs for stupid westerners.
omggg if it mentions millenials or birds he's my actual dad
Edited (I'M SO PROUD OF MR STUBBS :( ) 2018-08-21 03:06 (UTC)
Who's to say Mara's not getting something too????
Oh in this case Kyra's last text is a full two question marks, and the extra is how you can tell she's mildly concerned.
quincey probably got shanghaied into carrying hadlee's pageant shit for her. so he's sitting in the back row of some weirdo hotel, sending her nonsense.
like: holy shit, what the hell is that girl doing with her face?
how many pairs of fake eyelashes are too many pairs of fake eyelashes? because i feel like it's maybe whatever amount is on that chick's face?
is that a talent? what the fuck even IS that?
like: holy shit, what the hell is that girl doing with her face?
how many pairs of fake eyelashes are too many pairs of fake eyelashes? because i feel like it's maybe whatever amount is on that chick's face?
is that a talent? what the fuck even IS that?
He was too busy staring directly into the sun to reply, after.
Oh she definitely got photos of the tackiest pyramid, sarcophagus and mummy figurines from him, all captioned "this is your souvenir".
A Meditation on the Works of William Shakespeare in Meows.
she was just like "omg no :c" every time
The responses were along the lines of:
SHE'S DOING BAD THINGS WITH HER STUPID FACE
You can double them up but you have to not do it like an idiot lmaooooooooo
I mean if being trash is a talent then yes
(what bad children)
SHE'S DOING BAD THINGS WITH HER STUPID FACE
You can double them up but you have to not do it like an idiot lmaooooooooo
I mean if being trash is a talent then yes
(what bad children)
"You have to work it into your decor or my feelings will be hurt"
Edited (TYPIO CALM DOWN ) 2018-08-21 03:17 (UTC)
She considers it a failure if she receives less than three knives after she teases him for something.
This is exactly how the Blumenthals communicate their love for one another.
she's gonna put that on caitlyn's side of the room
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